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It took 2,148 pieces of shattered stained glass, a crew of 12 stout men, and 45 days working 'round the clock to complete this Raise Thy Hands Up tee graphic for Exact Science. Fortunatly it's much easier for you to get one.. just click over to 80's purple or the giant peach. Yeah!
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I really hate syrup. The smell of it is just awful. Coming in contact with just one drop will make your entire body smell of sticky fake-maple for at least three days. My theory is that it gets in your circulatory system and comes out of your pores, but what do I know, I'm no Dr. Zaius. Pick up a Planet of the Crepes tee right here. Dr. Zaius approved!
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SEXY ZEBRA. That's all I'm gunna say.... SEXY ZEBRA.
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In 1903, an incubator for premature babies was displayed with live babies at Coney Island dubbed "the baby hatchery". Every baby in the exhibit happily wore one of these Coney Island tees I designed for the sugar addicts at Totstops children's clothing. Check out the sugar high video and swoop up a Coney Island Tee for your little monster right here!
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Through some in-depth research, I found that the first boombox was created in London circa 1884. Composed entirely of wrought iron and candles, this rare gem was forgotten over the course of time, only to coincidentally be reinvented and popularized 100 years later. This is my tribute to that first boombox, lovingly made for the musicaly minded crew at Exact Science. You can swoop one up from workmens, 80's purple or the giant peach.
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Lapsed and nonnon are two perpetually creative musicians and all-around amazing people. They gave me the opportunity to create visuals for their newest album 'The Death of Convenience' from Adnoiseam. Honestly there was no way I could pass up a project involving jeweled fronts. Check out their myspace and buy their album right here. Go!
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WELCOME TO THE RELAUNCH OF THE 1948 TIME MACHINE... HOORAY!
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